Charlize Theron smoking an apple…and a cigarette.  What else is there to say about htis picture?

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Paula Abdul must be drinking from her special cup again. Here she is on QVC trying to peddle her cheap ass jewelry, looking like a mess.

Access Hollywood has an exclusive picture of Dannielynn’s passport.  Looks like they are really getting their money’s worth.

They will also have exclusive video of Larry Birkhead arriving back home with his daughter on Wednesday.

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Angelina and Marianne Pearl in Glamour–Just Jared

Andy Dick gropes stranger in public–ASL

Kirsten Dunst is against cosmetic dentistry–Ninja Dude

Heather Mills to get $50 million settlement?–Celebitchy

Kurt Cobain garage sale–DListed 

Victoria Beckham’s safety boobs–City Rag 

Sarah Jessica Parker talkin’ smack about L.A.M.B.–Glitterati 

Madonna gets a make-over– Celeb Warship

Bruce Willis has a new movie to promote called “Die Hard”, you might have heard.  So what better way to promote it, than to talk about his ex-wife and her new husband.   Willis says of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher:

It’s hard for people to understand, but we go on holidays together. We still raise our kids together. … Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather of my children. I’m thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy. I love Demi, and I know she loves me.

Their relationship is sweet, in a weird sort of way, I guess.

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After much debate, Prince Harry will be going to Iraq with his regimen.  Harry, who is in charge of 11 soldiers has always insisted that he be deployed, and treated like the rest of his soldiers, however some felt that it would pose too great of a risk to send the Prince to Iraq.   British General Sir Richard Dannat issued a statement in which he said:

The decision has been taken that he will deploy. I will of course keep that decision continually under review, and if circumstances are such that I change that decision, I will make a further statement.

I feel sorry for all the British soldiers in Iraq, because you know for sure they will be targeted.

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I bet they could’ve taken any blonde and made her into Anna Nicole Smith.  These pics of Willa Ford as Anna look like Willa playing Anna for Halloween.

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Lots of celebs attended Coachella this weekend including Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz among others.   Scarlett Johansson was a surprise guest and  performed with the Jesus and Mary Chain.  Other performers included Bjork, Amy Winehouse, and a newly reunited Rage Against the Machine.  Whoo, sounds like a lot of fun.  Wish I was there, instead of this rain soaked northeast.  Ugh.

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Kate Bosworth is putting on some extra pounds, and it’s looking great on her.   That whole skeletal look she sported before made her look like a frail old lady.   Here she is on the beach with her boyfriend, James Rousseau, looking young and hot.

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Britney Spears was rumored to be planning a few shows at an L.A. nightclub, but cancelled them at the last minute.  According to a source, she wanted to “get back to performing on a small scale before she gets back in front of a big crowd”, but it turns out she’s not ready yet for the small shows either.  Let’s face it, her “comeback” will probably never happen.

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