Lot’s of Lindsay Lohan news that I’ll just make in one  post.  Exciting I know…

Lindsay is getting support from the producers of her latest project, “Poor Things”.  Shirley MacLaine and Rob Hickman, both producers of the film say they are willing to work around Lindsay’s rehab schedule.

I still don’t understand why Lindsay still gets movie work.  She’s box office poision, and there are also tons of other actresses, I’m sure, who are similarly talented, and come without all the drama that she brings to sets.

Second story: Lindsay and her rumored lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson got into a big fight the night she crashed her car onto a curb.  TMZ is reporting that Ronson was trying to get Lindsay to curb (pun intended) her partying ways, but Lindsay was having none of it.

Apparently, Lohan didn’t care for someone telling her what to do and the two had it out — and Lindsay kept on partying.

The story then goes that Ronson stormed out, followed by an apologetic Lindsay — leading to the accident.

Also, Lindsay’s 21st birthday bash is still a-go even though her sponsor, Svedka Vodka dropped out.  Her lawyer says the party will still be held at Pure in Las Vegas on July 2 because Lindsay has a contract with them.  He says:

Lindsay said she’s doing the party in Vegas, no matter what … Just because you’re sober doesn’t mean you can’t go out and have fun.

That’s real smart Lindsay.  Go out partying after rehab.  Why don’t you just throw your money out into the ocean.  It’ll be just the same as going to rehab anyways.

Ok finally, is Lindsay addicted to Oxycontin?  According to her dear old dad, she might be.

I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program which includes a lot of lessons based on God’s teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life.

This guy is such a slimeball.  He makes Dina Lohan look like a good mother, and that’s saying something!  No wonder why she is so fucked up.

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Well actually, man actually eats dog (heyyyyy all my journalism majors out there).

British artist, Mark McGowan, has got a funny way of protesting the royal family’s treatment of animals.  McGowan ate three bites of a corgi dog, which is a breed that is the queen is fond of.  The dog died of natural causes at a breeder’s, and was cooked with onions and apples.  Sounds tasty…not.

He said he did it in protest because the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, which the royal family supports, did not prosecute Prince Phillip after he mistreated a fox during a hunting trip in January.

Yoko Ono was also there, and took a nibble.

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Record companies are fighting over the waitress who performed for George Clooney and the rest of his Ocean’s 13 buddies at the Cannes film festival. Eighteen-year-old Victoria Hart, who was a waitress at the Naked Turtle restaurant in London performed at a charity event in Cannes to raise money for Darfur, for the likes of Clooney, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and was a smash hit. Now, she is getting offers from Universal and EMI for a deal reportedly worth $3 million.

Here is a video of her performing “Whatever Happened to Romance?” She’s got a nice voice but the stupid faces she makes in the video are so annoying. It’s definitely not cute. She should really work on that. Otherwise, a nice song.

These pictures prove it.  Kim Kardashian and New Orleans Saints running back, Reggie Bush, are definitely together.  TMZ reports that Kim and Reggie were spotted at TAO in Las Vegas getting mighty close.

Oh well, play on player.

Continuing with the magazine cover entries, here’s Beth Ditto on the cover of NME.  She tells the magazine that she blames gay men in the fashion industry for all the skinny chicks.  She says:

If there’s anyone to blame for size zero, it’s not women. Blame gay men who work in the fashion industry and want these women as dolls.

Men don’t know what it feels like to be a woman and be expected to look a particular way. The Beckhams are part of the machine, Paris Hilton is part of the machine.

Ditto is friends with Kate Moss, who some believe helped perpetuate the skinny chick trend with her waifish figure.  But Ditto says Kate Moss actually understands what large women go through.

I spent one night talking to Kate Moss and she said the most amazing things about bodies. I didn’t think I was going to like her, but she said, ‘Do you know what I hate, Beth? When people tell my big girlfriends, ‘You have a beautiful face…’ That’s a really radical concept.

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Wow that’s a pretty girl.  Oh wait, that’s a boy?  Get out!  Anyways, what’s up with these celebs who refuse to cut their kids hair.  First Kate Hudson, now Celine Dion.  Here she is with her son, Renee Charles on the cover of Hello magazine.  I’m sure the kid must get tired being mistaken for a girl, no?  And really, it’s not a good look.  But maybe I’m just being old fashioned, and kids love the androgynous look nowadays.

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrated her first birthday this past weekend, and as such, she got her very own cover on UsWeekly.  Damn that kid is a star.  Anyways, she is very cute, if not a little photoshopped in this photo.  I mean just look at her eyes.  They make her look like zombie-ish.

Brad and Angelina celebrated Shiloh’s birthday with some cookies, cake and about 50 balloons.  Sounds like a ball.  Kids that age don’t even know what the heck anyways.  She’ll just eat the wrapping paper on her presents and call it a day.

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Shanna Moakler wrote a post on her Myspace blog sharing her opinions about all these Hollywood losers going to jail and rehab.  She writes:

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

Oh snap.  Lindsay supposedly responded back to Shanna.  She writes on her own Myspace (which is set to private by the way):

starkitten

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career.

for someone who “doesn’t really think anything of it” sure had a mouth load to say. don’t blame “young hollywood” for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn’t be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

Wow that last part was under the belt, but I loves it!  Snarky bitch.

Anyways, I’m not sure if it is Lindsay or not, but it seems like it.  If we are to go by her and Nicole Richie’s text messages to Lauren Hastings, and now this Myspace post, these sluts are obsessive about weight and love calling people fat, so that leaves me, great Internet Detective that I am, to determine that it is Lindsay writing.

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Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel will both be presenters at this year’s MTV Movie Awards.  Unfortunately, they don’t get along too well.  Cameron, of course, used to date Justin Timberlake, and now Jessica is dating him.  They even had words back in January when Cameron caught Jessica flirting with Justin at a post-Golden Globes party.

A source at MTV says:

Everyone is determined to keep Cam and Jess far apart.

It’s becoming a big deal because the girls both want very separate arrival times.  Nobody knows who Cameron is going to bring, if anyone. But if Jessica walks with Justin, Cameron will want to bring a date. If Jessica goes alone, Cam will probably walk alone. It’s a mess.

Cam is used to being more high-profile than Jessica.  But now that Jessica’s dating Justin, she has more leverage. Cameron’s looking a little unstable lately.

This sounds so childish, but I bet for the staffers, it is like THE BIGGEST PROBLEM EVARR!!!  They’re probably running around like chickens with their heads cut off, and having midnight meetings trying to come up with a resolution.  Eh…I say let them come face to face and have a bitch fight.  That’d certainly make me want to watch.

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Miss Japan won the 2007 Miss Universe competition, making her only the second Japanese woman to hold the title.  Twenty-year-old Riyo Mori  beat out Miss Brazil Natalia Guimaraes who was first runner-up.

Miss USA came in fourth runner-up after she tripped and fell during the evening gown competiton.

If you ask me, I thought they all looked a like anyways.  Miss USA, Miss Japan, Miss Brazil, Miss Korea…what’s the diff?