Lance Bass admits that he was briefly married to a former girlfriend back in “1999 or 2000″.  Bass made the shocking revelations on E! news and explains they did it to get free drinks.

People do stupid things in the heat of the moment.  I’ve been in Vegas where I’ve gotten married for like 5 minutes, but no one talks about it though.

In fact the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night…and we didn’t get one.  We’re like, ‘We just got married,’ and they’re like, ‘Ah, whatever.’

Wasn’t this dude in NSYNC?  Couldn’t he afford to buy his own damn drinks instead of marrying a chick just to try and get them?  He makes Britney Spears brief marriage to Jason Alexander seem like a well thought out decision.

Source 

Vincent Margera, better known as Don Vito from MTV’s “Viva La Bam”, was convicted today on two counts of sexual assault on a child. After the verdict was announced, Margera fell on the floor and screamed “just kill me now.” Margera was charged with groping three young girls, ages 12-14 at a skate park.

He faces probation or up to 6 years in jail for each conviction, and is currently being detained without bail until his sentencing hearing on December 20.

I almost feel a little bad for this guy. He was probably playing up his sleezy Don Vito persona, thinking that’s what everyone wanted to see, and he went too far with it. Or maybe that is his real personality and he really is that grotesque.  In any case, I blame Bam for this. Or MTV. They both suck. Actually child gropers suck too, so yeah…maybe I don’t feel too bad?

Source

Singer Kelis has been dropped by Jive Records after poor sales of her albums.  Her two albums on the label, 2003’s “Tasty” sold 533,000, and 2006’s “Kelis Was Here” sold just 157,000 copies.

The singer, who is married to rapper Nas, is not sitting down moping however.  She is already working on a dance album with Gnarls Barkley singer Cee-Lo, as well as a pop album in the works.

Seriously, Jive Records sucks.  They can keep Britney Spears after all the crazy shit she’s done, and they go and drop my girl Kelis? What’s up with that?  Kelis will probably be better off anyways, cause she’s BOSSY!

Source 

Say it ain’t so!  Presidential candidate John Edwards allegedly had an affair with one of his campaign workers.  A source close to the alleged mistress claims that she confessed the affair with Edwards to her in emails and telephone calls.

“The affair started about 18 months ago.  When they met at a bar, sparks flew immediately.   She never expected it would turn sexual since John is married and is running for President. But it soon did — and she fell for him.”

“They got together whenever they could, mostly at hotels where Edwards and his campaign staff stayed.”

The friend says the woman told her that she “had a crush on John. One thing led to another, and they soon ended up in bed together. But she knew there was no way he was going to leave Elizabeth, a wife battling cancer.”

Edwards and the woman decided to end the affair because they both felt guilty about what they were doing, says the friend.

Edwards’ spokesman denies the former senator ever had an affair and denies the allegations.

This is all according to The National Enquirer, so it could be utter horse poop, but sometimes, i.e. the Owen Wilson suicide attempt, they are right on the ball.  So is this story coming from the “good” National Enquirer, or the “bad” National Enquirer?  Hopefully it’s coming from the “bad” because it’s pretty despicable if it’s true.  I mean politicians cheating on their spouses seems to be pretty par for the course, but cheating on a wife battling cancer?  That’s harsh.  And voters don’t like that shit.

Source 

Designer Roberto Cavalli has let the cat out of the bag and confirmed Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy.  Speaking to People magazine at his New York showroom, Cavalli said:

Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby.  It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger.

Whoops!  This is like that time Paris Hilton told everyone that Christina Aguilera was pregnant when she hadn’t announced it yet.  Oh well, it’s not like everyone didn’t already know.

Source 

I never thought Ugly Betty was ugly; she was just fashion challenged.  Anyone could see America Ferrera was beautiful behind the ugly clothes, the bad hair, the braces and the glasses.  These photos from her spread in Marie Claire prove that once you get rid of that stuff, there is one stunning woman underneath.

Source 

According to the NY Post, Ashley Olsen was seen making out with 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong at the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel.   A source at the bar said:

They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.

Never would I have thought that Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong would be a couple.  He actually reminds me of Danny Tanner for some reason, which makes this situation even more icky.

RIP Robert Goulet 

Britney Spears doesn’t care about her kids

Hayden Panettiere saves dolphins in her bikini

Busta Rhymes sporting a baby bump

Nicole Kidman in a see through skirt 

Evan Rachel Wood trying to be a furturistic Dita in Italian Vogue 

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen send kids to therapy 

Paris Hilton says she’s going to Rwanda next year 

Russell Crowe too fat for movie role

Bar Rafaeli shows some chest 

Halle Berry’s unborn child awarded alumni status at university

Lindsay finally sells her condo?

Brad Pitt gets denied by Barack Obama 

Patrick Dempsey gets in the Halloween spirit with his car 

Pete Doherty and Courtney Love to pair up romantically? 

Jessica Simpson to star in a remake of Grease with Michelle Pffeifer 

Hugh Laurie says he’s battling depression 

This guy can pretty much wear anything and make it look good.  I bet his wife is so jealous.  Anyways, David Beckham graces December’s cover of Arena magazine.  In it, he talks about a bunch of stuff, including his relationship with Hollywood’s most enthusiastic couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  He says:

We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that. There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that. They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.

Give it time, Becks.  Give it time.  I can just picture Tom Cruise preying on the Beckhams like a hungry lion; waiting for the most opportune time to make his move.  Right now David, you are the oblivious gazelle, just grazing about happily not knowing what the fuck.  But next thing you know the lion jumps out from the tall grass and brainwashes you and takes all your money.  Yeah…that’s what’s gonna happen.

Source 

A neighbor of Heather Mills claims that loud fireworks from her East Sussex estate caused the death of her dog and causes her horses to “stampede in terror.”

Sandra Rowbury - who lives yards from the former model’s East Sussex mansion - says her Weimaraner bitch Glow was terrified by the loud explosions and suffered a fatally bloated gut.

Sandra said: “As far as I’m concerned she has hurt my animals. I am distraught Glow died.  It was a huge display - the size of a town’s celebrations. Everyone else lets people know if they are planning fireworks, so they can move their animals or give them sedatives.”

“She calls herself an animal lover, but she showed no respect for the animals around here.”

The fireworks were a part of birthday celebrations for Mills and ex-husband Paul McCartney’s 4-year-old daughter Beatrice.

Can this woman’s reputation get any worse? Next thing you know, we’ll be reading about her kicking homeless people in the street.  It’s not far-fetched.  She’s kicked people before.

This is off topic, but do Heather Mills and Madonna go to the same hairdresser or something?

Source