Archive for January, 2008


Britney hospitalized again

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There’s a whole lotta Britney Spears news going on today.  With all the commotion around her, it’s no wonder why she generates hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue.  Anyways, the latest controversy surrounding our heroine is her emergency hospitalization last night.  Her new psychiatrist visited her and saw that she was a danger to herself.  He had  her committed to the UCLA Medical Center where she is currently on psychiatric hold for 72 hours.

According to TMZ, this intervention of sorts had been planned for a while.  Britney’s parents, Lynn and Jamie, also showed up, and were at the hospital with their daughter.

TMZ has learned the plan to get Britney into UCLA Medical Center had been hatched for days — it was aborted last night, but executed just minutes ago. And we’re told the plan was so intricate the FAA had cleared airspace in route to the hospital.

Back at her house, Britney’s psychiatrist told her she was going to the hospital. Her response was, “Is something wrong?” She was not resistant. She made hot chocolate and waited before paramedics arrived and placed her on a gurney.

We’re told the psychiatrist felt her condition had deteriorated. Britney had not slept since Saturday — a day and half longer than she stayed up in recent memory.

The reason she’s at UCLA is her new treating psychiatrist practices out of that medical center.

We’re told during her initial 72-hour stay she cannot be forced to take medication against her will. If, however, she refuses to take meds, the plan is for the the psych to go to court and have Britney held for an additional 14 days, during which time he can administer proper medications.

There is also a fight between Britney’s parents and her “manager” Sam Lutfi over who will be in charge of her medical decisions.  Sam thinks he is in control, but Brit’s parents will have none of it.  Lawyers have been brought in to settle the dispute, but according to TMZ it is looking favorable for Brit’s parents.

TMZ has learned Britney’s parents have won round one in the tug of war with Sam Lutfi. We’re told the doctors at UCLA are now “fully cooperating” with the parents in the treatment of Britney Spears, however, the war probably is not over until a judge signs an order as to who has control.

Phew, I’m glad of that, for Britney’s sake.  That Sam Lutfi guy just spells trouble.  On the other hand, you could say that Lynn and Jamie’s parenting of Britney helped her get to where she is now, which is the loony bin.  But they are still family, and family wins out over shifty sneaky hangers-on who have a history of disturbing behavior.

And hey maybe this is the beginning of a “calm, fitter, healthier and more productive”…Britney!!!

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Justin Timberlake Super Bowl commercial

This commercial featuring Justin Timberlake is pretty dull for a Super Bowl commercial. Not even Andy Samberg dressed as a girl can save it. By the way, when do you think Janet Jackson will be starring in a Super Bowl commercial?

In other news…

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Gerard Depardieu oogles Sophia Loren’s breasts 

Howard K. Stern is not a good person

David Beckham puts his pelvis on a silver platter 

Kate Hudson looks very pregnant

Ethan Hawke knocks up the nanny 

Christina Aguilera baby pictures not as valuable as she thinks 

Victoria Beckham gets a new tattoo 

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert have a make-out session 

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a lesbian

Bill Cosby coming out with a rap album 

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton duet in the works

Say goodbye to The Montell Williams show 

Tom Brady gets marriage proposal and it’s not from Giselle 

ET and Insider buy video of Heath snorting cocaine

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As if they couldn’t get any lower.  The Insider and ET just purchased a video that shows Heath Ledger snorting cocaine at an after party of the SAG awards back in 2006.  They purchased the video for $200,000.

In the video, Heath is shown talking while at a private party after sniffing a cocaine-like substance off a table with a rolled up bill in his hand. As he speaks, his face noticeably twitches.

An insider tells PageSix.com that Heath says at one point, “I’m gonna get so much sh*t from my girlfriend. We have a baby together… Matilda, Matilda Rose.”

They also released a joint statement warning other media outlets not to show the video or they could be sued.

THIS IS TO ADVISE YOU THAT ET AND THE INSIDER HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS IN AND TO PROPRIETARY MATERIALS OF HEATH LEDGER AT THE CHATEAU MARMONT ON APPROXIMATELY JANUARY 29, 2006

ANY BROADCAST OR USAGE OF THIS MATERIAL IN ANY MANNER NOT AUTHORIZED SHALL CONSTITUTE AN INFRINGEMENT AND VIOLATION OF ET AND THE INSIDER’S VALUABLE EXCLUSIVE AND PROPRIETARY RIGHTS AND WILL CONSTITUTE INFRINGEMENT AND TORTIOUS INTERFERENCE BY THE INFRINGER, EXPOSING THE INFRINGER TO SUBSTANTIAL MONETARY DAMAGES

Can we just let this man rest in peace?  Why do they have to dig up all this dirt on him now? Just let it go, peoples.

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Tony Romo can’t sing

Here is actual video footage of Tony Romo belting out “Sweet Child of Mine” with Jessica Simpson by his side. Man he sucks. I feel bad for all you Cowboys fans. And as an added bonus, I will include this HILARIOUS video, because Hitler feels your pain.

Bart Simpson is a Scientologist

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Ok, Bart Simpson actually isn’t a Scientologist, but the actress who plays him is, and she recently gave the church a hefty sum to boot.  Nancy Cartwright, who has voiced Bart Simpson for the past 19 years, donated $10 million to the Church of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which seeks to free the world from psychology and “abberant behavior”.   She donated twice as much as the church’s golden boy, Tom Cruise, who shelled out $5 million in an installment plan.  Some other top donors to the church were:

Kirstie Alley matched Tom’s donation, but fellow actors John Travolta and wife Kelly Preston donated just a million each. Former Mrs. Elvis, Priscilla Presley, kicked in a relatively paltry $50,000.

I’m thinking L.Ron Hubbard had something going here when he decided to start up a religion.  Those are some big bucks and I think I need to get in on that.

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In other news…

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Who got made into a gold sculpture? 

Jennifer Lopez already has her baby names picked out

Check out N.E.R.D.’s new Cocaine song

Peter Andre thought Jordan’s breasts were too big

Amy Winehouse’s mom hopes for her daughter’s divorce

Denise Richards named worst Bond girl

New Kids On the Block headed to Orlando for reunion

Avril Lavigne bikini pictures 

Tony Romo gets called  a “pussy” by an entire club 

Queen Latifah is the new face of Jenny Craig

KFed’s lawyer wants Britney to pay him $500,000 more in legal fees 

Katie Holmes is not feeling Scientology anymore 

Monkey attacked Christina Ricci’s left breast

Britney Spears is a cash cow

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Despite a faltering pop career and her image taking a beating for the past few years, Britney Spears still manages to generate millions of dollars in revenues.  According to a new report, Spears boosts the economy by $110-$120 million every year.

Whether it be from record sales, lawyers’ fees, police overtime, perfume sales and tabloid news reports, she’s making a lot of people a lot of money.

Her record company, promoters, and others have raked in up to $40 million; and the paparazzi who follow her sold at least $2.5 million worth of Brit photos last year. Spears also sells at the perfume counter, making Elizabeth Arden $100 million.

We may be sick of hearing about Britney, but her wild antics is actually helping the economy.   Go figure.  I wonder if she is some sort of evil genius and this is all part of her plan to take over the world.  Judging by the way the media covers her (myself included), she’s half way there already.

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Sean Young gets kicked out of awards ceremony

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Sean Young made a fool of herself at the Directors Guild of America awards ceremony on Saturday night resulting in security throwing her ass out.  Young first heckled “La Vie en Rose” star Marion Cotillard when she was on stage presenting an award.

LA gossip site Defamer.com reports Young “began screaming in French” when Cotillard took the stage at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza to present an award. Young could be heard “breaking into song.”

What really pushed her over the edge was when she began yelling at the director of “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”, Julian Schnabel, while he was on stage accepting an award.

“…she really went kook, yelling at him to ‘get on with it’ and to ‘move it on’ . . . Julian yelled back at her to ‘have another drink, honey’ and started to leave the stage before the crowd yelled at him to stay,” Defamer reports. “He continued to talk and Sean stood up and made a big production of putting on her white fur coat, walking around in a circle and then taking her seat again.”

When security finally came to remove her, she tried to punch them.  I bet that’s the last time she gets invited to these award ceremonies.

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Gwen Stefani pregnant

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Gwen Stefani and her husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting their second child together according to People magazine.  Rossdale’s father, Douglas confirmed the pregnancy saying: “They and the whole family are delighted.”

Gwen and Angelina must be on the same schedule because they both had Kingston and Shiloh around the same time, and now both of them are pregnant again.  Well, Angelina hasn’t confirmed it yet, but she is sooo pregnant.  Anyways, congratulations to them all!