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Ben Affleck gets Violet a kitten

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Ben Affleck should keep the kitten away from Violet.  She looks like she’s gonna strangle him.  And you know what they say about little kids that abuse animals…  Eh…I’m just kidding.  I had to find something sinister to write about this otherwise nauseatingly cute picture of Ben Affleck getting his daughter a kitten.

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In other news…

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Halle Berry tells offensive joke about Jews on The Tonight Show

Mariah Carey waxes off her moustache

Lily Allen is on the Posh Beckham diet 

Caught!  Reese and Jake spotted kissing

Oprah reveals dark secret from her past

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise: The Bob Family 

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel pretenting to like each other in Brentwood 

Mena Suvari topless pictures from Italian Vanity Fair 

Doctors worried about Kylie Minogue 

Pink and Carey Hart might get a divorce

Peter Jackson replaced Ryan Gosling from film because he was too fat 

Heidi Montag’s budget video for her “single” 

Lenny Kravitz and his daughter are too cool for school

New York gets her toes sucked 

Paris Hilton is a punk

Kristen Bell and Rachel Bilson had a fashion emergency! 

Alicia Keys understands why people think she is suspect

Jennifer Lopez refuses to play Boston because of Ben 

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If Montgomery Clift were alive today… 

Cruz Beckham is checking out the ladies

Amy Winehouse gets dumped by James Bond producers 

Lionel Richie looking to buy a house for Nicole and baby 

Zac Efron gets juiced up before the big 2-0 

Claire Danes has been in therapy for 22 years

Ben Affleck for president! 

Michelle Rodriguez caught between the forces of good and evil

Brad Pitt visits Angelina Jolie on set of The Changeling 

Lance Bass thought Justin Timberlake was gay

The trailer for Mischa Barton’s lesbian Russian pop star movie doesn’t look good 

Kelly Carlson has big tits 

Ellen DeGeneres is still crying about that dog 

C-Murder gets another trial date 

Britney is a little more tan than yesterday 

Matt Damon is big in Japan

Who knew that John Goodman was in rehab? 

Did Nicole Kidman get a boob job?  Push up bra?  Or is she pregnant? 

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Suri double fists her milk

Lindsay Lohan is broke!

Kate Hudson dumps Dax Shepard. Too bad she didn’t bother to tell him.

Drew Carey starts spinning the wheel on The Price is Right today

Britney Spears gives Justin Timberlake some money

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett: Hot new couple alert!

Rapper T.I. arrested for allegedly buying machine guns.

Cisco Adler dating Lydia Hearst-Shaw. How does he do it?

Anna Nicole Smith might get exhumed

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobs are big–her hips are even bigger

Ben Affleck is a stay-at-home-dad

Is Lauryn Hill pregnant again?

Katie Holmes has sea barnacles on her chest

Diddy gets in a fight. 

Amy Winehouse is making Romanian orphans bald 

Miley Cyrus got her teeth fixed 

Bjork and Charles Barkley–iconoclasts 

Jennifer Aniston’s bikini wax obsession

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Mary Louise Parker’s new baby girl 

Alicia Silverstone’s PETA ads pulled

Shia LaBeouf has a Facebook profile 

KFC offers Jennifer Lopez VIP chicken

Paris Hilton banned from attending Oktoberfest in Germany 

Kristin Davis is pregnant

Wes and Owen’s special bond 

Amy Winehouse bombs at the MOBOS awards

Sienna Miller had psychic powers 

Prince hi-fives a Paula Abdul look alike 

Angelina Jolie isn’t a whore 

Kim Kardashian to appear on the cover of Playboy 

A Cameron Diaz upskirt 

Lindsay Lohan slept with another woman’s husband in rehab 

Katherine Heigl goes brunette

Britney Spears is starving herself

Jessica Simpson runis another movie 

Lauren Conrad almost quit The Hills 

Did plastic surgery force Rose McGowan out of a role? 

Penelope Cruz’s cousin goes topless 

Ben Affleck is addicted to online poker 

Pax Jolie Pitt is looking mighty dapper 

Ben looks hungover

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Ben Affleck needs to invest in a mirror. Here he is looking like a down-on-his-luck insurance salesman, instead of the successful movie star that he is. I mean, it’s Easter, at least he could’ve shaved. Eh? Too much to ask?

Here’s his wife and kid, looking a little better than him.

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