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Gerard Depardieu oogles Sophia Loren’s breasts 

Howard K. Stern is not a good person

David Beckham puts his pelvis on a silver platter 

Kate Hudson looks very pregnant

Ethan Hawke knocks up the nanny 

Christina Aguilera baby pictures not as valuable as she thinks 

Victoria Beckham gets a new tattoo 

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert have a make-out session 

Maggie Gyllenhaal is a lesbian

Bill Cosby coming out with a rap album 

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton duet in the works

Say goodbye to The Montell Williams show 

Tom Brady gets marriage proposal and it’s not from Giselle 

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Aubrey O’Day is the new face of Famous Stars and Straps?

Britney Spears finally shows up for deposition

John Travolta stands by Tom Cruise 

Check out who got nominated for an Academy Award 

Madonna is trying too hard to look young and it’s not working

Charlie Sheen puts the stop on a Denise Richards reality show

Sarah Michelle Gellar gets naked 

George Clooney doesn’t want to live in same neighborhood as Britney 

David Beckham volunteers for UNICEF

Brad Pitt hawks some ugly jeans in Japan 

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Tara Reid bikini pictures keep getting worse 

Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs 

Pete Doherty wants to run in a marathon

Amy Winehouse’s dad is getting bad advice 

Julia Roberts vows never to go nude in another movie 

Brad Pitt wants to “crap out 7 to 9 kids” 

Mark Wahlberg sends David Beckham a love letter 

Matthew McConaughey injures his face 

Britney Spears got digitally slim 

Tony Parker takes his denial to the next level 

Lauren Conrad joins the marines 

Destiny’s Child might reunite because of the Spice Girls

Eminem’s mother writes tell-all book 

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Posh Spice’s boob is melting

Shia LaBeouf is joining the Los Angeles Lakers next month

Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien back on air in January 

Jessica Simpson is bad luck for Tony Romo

Brad Pitt buys his kids the same presents he got as a kid 

David Beckham’s penis size questioned

Ali Larter gets engaged

A little Rihanna cleavage goes a long way 

Marcia Cross’ naked pictures get leaked 

Why does Michael Jackson have bandages all over his face?

Heath Ledger hangs himself 

Lil Wayne and Zac Efron’s full-on kiss 

Rupert Everett is a cranky old lady

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What’s up Hilary Duff’s nose? 

Amy Winehouse has a new video for “Love is a Losing Game”

Britney Spears gets burned by a photographer

Charlize Theron broken into 

Lauren Conrad admits to doing some re-enactments on The Hills

Janice Dickinson continues to call Tyra Banks fat…with video!

Lindsay Lohan still trying to make albums 

Ashanti’s sister needs to put on some pants 

Chris Robinson and Kate Hudson still enjoying each other’s company 

David Beckhamn is Posh’s biggest fan 

Jonathan Rhys Myers and Pete Doherty living together? 

Jack Nicholson boasts he may have fathered 9000 kids! 

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David Beckham puts his pelvis on a silver platter 

Hayden Panettiere is Billy Bob Thornton’s future ex-wife

Surprise surprise Lindsay Lohan back on drugs 

Britney learns to avoid an upskirt

Janice Dickinson calls Tyra Banks fat 

Victoria Beckham might be pregnant 

Patrick Dempsey not attending Katherin Heigl’s wedding 

Ricky Martin gets outed

Winona Ryder sex tape video 

Pamela Anderson finishes her stint as a magician’s assistant 

Gary Coleman trying to sell his Saturn 

Woody and Owen still on winter break 

Chase Crawford is naked

Someone actually married Scott Baio 

David Beckham puts on his short shorts for charity

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I don’t have any funny commentary about this picture of David Beckham.  I think it speaks for itself.  But I must say, this is probably the only unflattering picture I’ve ever seen of him.  He just looks too much like an old dad with his shorts like that.

But at least he was doing it all for charity.  David put on his LA Galaxy duds and played a charity game of soccer to raise money for victims of the Southern California wildfires.

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David Beckham in Arena magazine

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This guy can pretty much wear anything and make it look good.  I bet his wife is so jealous.  Anyways, David Beckham graces December’s cover of Arena magazine.  In it, he talks about a bunch of stuff, including his relationship with Hollywood’s most enthusiastic couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  He says:

We respect their religion. We respect everything they do and believe in. But they have never turned around to us and said, ‘You have to be a part of this’, because that’s not what they’re about. It’s never been about that. There’s been nothing shoved down our throats because friends don’t do things like that. They are amazing people who are just so positive about life and they have been great to us.

Give it time, Becks.  Give it time.  I can just picture Tom Cruise preying on the Beckhams like a hungry lion; waiting for the most opportune time to make his move.  Right now David, you are the oblivious gazelle, just grazing about happily not knowing what the fuck.  But next thing you know the lion jumps out from the tall grass and brainwashes you and takes all your money.  Yeah…that’s what’s gonna happen.

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Video of Natalie Portman’s nude scene in Hotel Chevalier 

Lindsay Lohan once stole Steve-O’s cocaine

David Beckham in tears 

Brad Pitt gifts Nawlins with some houses 

Reba knocks Kanye West down a notch 

Drew Carey makes girls wet 

Evan Rachel Wood doesn’t care about being famous

Kristin Bell bikini pictures 

Kate Moss loses modeling contracts 

Pink splits from her husband Carey Hart 

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have some trouble in Paradise

Timbaland says rapping is a hobby for Jay-Z 

Britney Spears has the crazy eyes 

Posh promptly heads home to her honey 

Brittany Snow once had an eating disorder 

Christy Turlington has Lyme diesease 

Kim Kardashian does not look good in mom jeans

Britney Spears tries to sneak a margarita into her car

Miley Cyrus:  No sex before marriage

Justin Timberlake duet with Beyonce “Until the End of Time” 

Kissing Richard Gere will get you arrested 

Pam Anderson and Denise Richards offered $1 million to pose in Playboy

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Dita for PETA

Richie Sambora joins Lindsay Lohan in rehab

Brad Pitt takes a punch to the nose 

OJ Simpson threatens to kill hired help for sleeping with his girlfriend

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim photoshoot 

Matthew Fox on the set of Lost 

Jennifer Lopez open to plastic surgery

Tara Reid in a see-through top 

Hannah Montana is probably not pregnant 

Rihanna performs in black leather, is a dominatrix

Reese and Jake catch a Rufus Wainwright concert 

Becks has himself a posh pussycat doll 

George Clooney’s pig vow

Pete Doherty sends Kate Moss a dead rat

Nicole Richie bikini pictures 

Mariah Carey ravaged at dinner

Maya Rudolph to return to SNL 

Babies were born all over Hollywood this weekend

Brangelina to adopt from Burma? 

 Terrence Howard is not with Kim Kardashian