In other news…
Tara Reid bikini pictures keep getting worse
Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs
Pete Doherty wants to run in a marathon
Amy Winehouse’s dad is getting bad advice
Julia Roberts vows never to go nude in another movie
Brad Pitt wants to “crap out 7 to 9 kids”
Mark Wahlberg sends David Beckham a love letter
Matthew McConaughey injures his face
Britney Spears got digitally slim
Tony Parker takes his denial to the next level
Lauren Conrad joins the marines





