Who did this chick grow up to be? 

Tara Reid looks like a homeless bag lady 

Soulja Boy is going to be someone’s dad

Angelina Jolie looks like she finally put some weight on 

Elisha Cuthbert naked and topless 

Website allows you to win a Playstation 3 by predicting Britney’s death 

Jessica Alba thinks Zac Efron wears too much makeup

Beyonce, Jay-Z and Diddy don’t support Barack Obama 

Megan Fox really really loves sex 

Johnny Depp drives Japanese fans wild 

Lindsay Lohan gets back to serving the community

Has George Clooney dumped his girlfriend already? 

Queen Elizabeth likes to Wii 

Diddy is apparently so in love with Cassie, that he has decided to “cut off the various girls he has around the world”, and settle down with her.  This comes just after Cassie issued a denial saying she was not sleeping with Diddy and various other producers for tracks.  According to the New York Post:

“She recently broke up with her boyfriend, and they’re in Miami together now,” our source said of the singer. Friends on both sides of the camp are whispering about their reunion. “They’re holed up together in Miami, very low-key. He’s really in love with her,” said the insider.

I guess when you can’t sing or dance, this is how you get a record deal.  I bet Ryan Leslie is pissed.  But they’ll probably break up after her new album flops, and then she’ll get dropped by Bad Boy.  Then she’ll probably go on The Surreal Life and fall in love with Danny Bonaduce or something.  I can totally see it.

Brad and Angelina in Mario Testino’s new book 

Bob Saget is gangsta 

Britney’s ex searching for a nice Jewish girl

Amy Winehouse will try not to drink before her concerts

Lance Bass squares off with 50 Cent 

Tracey Morgan has undisclosed medical condition to be revealed in court

Victoria Beckham won’t hook Tom Cruise up with Spice Girls tickets

Jen Aniston and Vince Vaughn back together again?

Natalie Portman’s regrets getting naked for movie

Helen Mirren thinks childbirth is disgusting 

Heidi Klum loves Seal’s package

Jessica Biel looks like she wants to die a little

Diddy speaks on Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy 

Daniel Dae Kim arrested for DUI

Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get it from her momma

Gwen Stefani is a tease

Jessica Simpson and Cheri Oteri are new BFFs

Nick Hogan breaks his silence; still a creep 

Diddy is expected to turn himself in after he punched a clubgoer over a girl.  The fight happened in a SoHo club where Diddy and his aquaintance, Steven Acevedo, 31, started arguing over a girl.  Sources say Diddy, surrounded by his bodyguards, punched Acevedo in the mouth and knocked him down, and then punched him again when he tried to get up.

As Combs’ fists flew, a member of his entourage allegedly boasted to Acevedo, “We won’t shoot you. You can even hold our guns,” a police source said. No weapon was displayed and no witnesses saw any weapon, the source said.

I bet if Diddy didn’t have his bodyguards around him, he would be sporting a black eye right about now.  That is such a cheap hit.  If you are going to fight someone, don’t bring your bodyguards to help you, punk.

Source 

Suri double fists her milk

Lindsay Lohan is broke!

Kate Hudson dumps Dax Shepard. Too bad she didn’t bother to tell him.

Drew Carey starts spinning the wheel on The Price is Right today

Britney Spears gives Justin Timberlake some money

Rihanna and Josh Hartnett: Hot new couple alert!

Rapper T.I. arrested for allegedly buying machine guns.

Cisco Adler dating Lydia Hearst-Shaw. How does he do it?

Anna Nicole Smith might get exhumed

Jennifer Love Hewitt boobs are big–her hips are even bigger

Ben Affleck is a stay-at-home-dad

Is Lauryn Hill pregnant again?

Katie Holmes has sea barnacles on her chest

Diddy gets in a fight. 

Amy Winehouse is making Romanian orphans bald 

Miley Cyrus got her teeth fixed 

Bjork and Charles Barkley–iconoclasts 

Jennifer Aniston’s bikini wax obsession

Amy Winehouse has the grossest hands 

Diddy is addicted to getting sued

Britney was abusive towards KFed? 

David Hasselhoff back in rehab

Lance Bass has a new book out

Kelly Rowland tries to stay relevant

Is Pamela Anderson already pregnant? 

Kiefer Sutherland is going to jail

Spice Girls to perform at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show

Even Pamela Anderson’s wedding cake was fake

Angelina Jolie not wearing black for once

Usher’s new album release delayed because his wife said so

Michael Lohan dating a Lindsay look-alike?

Cindy Crawford’s daughter looks just like her

Bobby Brown has a heart attack scare 

Death of Tom Cruise extortioner even more suspicious than thought

Hugh Grant goes swimming in college chicks

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos removed 

Tom Ford shows off his ass 

Christina Aguilera goes baby shopping

Victoria Beckham gets editorial for Elle magazine 

Diddy takes responsibility for his 6th child

Kanye West will design a line of jewelry 

John Stamos may jump on the adoption train

Julia Roberts is a granny shopper

Zahara Jolie Pitt gives the middle finger

John Mayer keeps his body a wonderland 

Nicole Kidman’s breast is trying to escape 

Jay Leno is a horny bastard

Kim Kardashian’s underage photos confiscated by FBI 

Lily Allen turns to hypnotherapy to lose weight 

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie mending their relationship

Pamela Anderson is married to Rick Soloman

Geri Halliwell pisses off the other Spice Girls 

Here is Diddy’s banned commercial for his new cologne, Unforgivable. MTV deemed it too racy to show on air, so Diddy took to the internets and released it for the masses to judge. Personally, I think it’s too damn long for a commercial. And even though it’s all sexually charged and features A sexy naked woman, it’s pretty boring and drags on and on and on.

Oh by the way, what’s this got to do with the cologne?

Cristiano Ronaldo looks pretty gay 

Former Top Chef contestant victim of a hate crime

Jenna Jameson is a freak show

Is Natalie Portman a stoned humanitarian?

Hayden Panettiere is single 

Sienna Miller grows flowers in her hair 

Mischa Barton nipple slip for charity

Naomi Campbell dating British race car driver Lewis Hamilton? 

David Beckham’s nanny mistress follows him to Los Angeles 

Simon Cowell:  Britney’s career is over 

Hollywood babies in danger! 

Anna Kournikova’s man better be understanding 

Jessica Alba is not looking so hot 

Paulina Rubio might be pregnant 

George Clooney has boys night out at Nobu 

Kanye West thinks Britney was exploited 

The hot Elisha Cuthbert is back 

Is Jennifer Lopez finally pregnant? 

Paris Hilton rapes Adrien Grenier 

Isaiah Thomas sexual harassment trial begins 

Owen Wilson refuses rehab, hires a sober companion instead

Beyonce Knowles might be topless 

A day in the life of Lindsay Lohan

Diddy’s other baby mama responds to Kim Porter

Pete Doherty is his cat’s dealer

Angelina and Zahara’s matching bags 

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t want to smile for you

Avril Lavigne:  Comfortable in her own self-important skin

Criss Angel is using Britney Spears

It’s a bad week to be a Beckham 

Who’s responsible for leaking naked Vanessa Hudgens pics?

Is Diddy buying drugs? 

Tila Tequila got a reality show on MTV 

Gwen Stefani shocked by LaChapelle snub 

Christina Aguilera or cheap prostitute?  You decide 

Christina Ricci nipple slip.  Also is she dating Chris Evans? 

Paris Hilton sues Hallmark cards 

Lily Allen is single and looking

Michelle Trachtenberg’s whore lipstick

Mischa Barton to join Gwar 

Teri Hatcher is still a bitch 

Natalie Portman and her new man get cozy at the US Open

Paul McCartney puts the moves on Elle Macpherson

Shar Jackson talks smack about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline