The only way Britney gets to see her kids these days

Kirsten Dunst doesn’t approve of Jake Gyllenhaal’s new relationship

Eminem not as obese as previously reported 

Pete Doherty to open crackhouse for pets

Clay Aiken is still a virgin 

Lindsay Lohan still pounding drinks 

Matthew McConaughey to beef up for new film role 

Alessandra Ambrosio does bikini photoshoot while pregnant 

Tom Cruise is still doing damage control 

Maya Angelou supports Clinton, disses Obama 

Miley Cyrus officially changes her name 

Kathy Griffin banned from The View again 

Nicole Richie lost all her baby weight in two weeks 

Wino’s hubby hands down her death sentence

Kabbalah no longer trendy enough for Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore 

Cate Blanchett honors Heath Ledger

Is Adnan Ghalib selling videos of Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan hooks up with Brody Jenner 

Is Angelina Jolie really pregnant? 

Jessica Alba is paranoid about breastfeeding

Erykah Badu’s new video for “Honey” 

Adrien Grenier has a perky package 

Beyonce confirmed to play Etta James? 

50 Cent says Eminem is not doing as poorly as people think 

According to TMZ, rapper Eminem was rushed to the hospital over the holidays due to pneumonia and a heart condition.  Sources say the “Slim Shady” rapper weighs over 200 lbs.  His publicist confirms the hopitalization saying:

Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.

I was wondering what ever happened to Eminem.  Hopefully he is all right.  Maybe when he gets out, he can get excercise tips from 50 cent.  That guy seems to know a thing or two about working out.  Also, I need to see pictures of a tubby Emimen.  Someone get on that.

Tara Reid bikini pictures keep getting worse 

Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs 

Pete Doherty wants to run in a marathon

Amy Winehouse’s dad is getting bad advice 

Julia Roberts vows never to go nude in another movie 

Brad Pitt wants to “crap out 7 to 9 kids” 

Mark Wahlberg sends David Beckham a love letter 

Matthew McConaughey injures his face 

Britney Spears got digitally slim 

Tony Parker takes his denial to the next level 

Lauren Conrad joins the marines 

Destiny’s Child might reunite because of the Spice Girls

Eminem’s mother writes tell-all book 

Paris Hilton reverts back to her drunken whorish ways 

Barry Manilow disses Elisabeth Hasselbeck 

Britney Spears loses custody of her kids 

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds show some PDA

Dave Grohl hates Paris Hilton

Jamie Lynn Spears is on Team Justin 

50 Cent disappoints the rest of the world 

Rosie O’Donnell snubs Oprah 

OJ Simpson could face 35 years in prison 

Angelina Jolie doesn’t like pot because it makes her giggly 

Cheryl Tweedy see through pictures 

Katherine Heigl is bitchy

Brad Pitt’s quest for a quiet place and a bigger bed 

Tom Cruise is being sued

Pamela Anderson shows off her bikini body

Ashlee Simpson is losing it now that Jessica is hot again 

Students whoring themselves to pay for school 

Mary Louise Parker adopts child from Africa

Owen Wilson got fired by Ben Stiller and Spielberg after suicide attempt

Can Eminem make a comeback? 

Did Ryan Gosling get a nose job?