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Gerard Depardieu oogles Sophia Loren’s breasts
Howard K. Stern is not a good person
David Beckham puts his pelvis on a silver platter
Kate Hudson looks very pregnant
Ethan Hawke knocks up the nanny
Christina Aguilera baby pictures not as valuable as she thinks
Victoria Beckham gets a new tattoo
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert have a make-out session
Maggie Gyllenhaal is a lesbian
Bill Cosby coming out with a rap album
Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton duet in the works






