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Heather Mills is a “one-legged bitch”

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Heather Mills claims that she has recordings of her former husband, Paul McCartney calling her a “one-legged bitch.”  Mills says she has 10 other tapes that will show the harsh treatment she received from McCartney and his closest friends and family.

Up to now only scant hints of the tapes’ contents have emerged. But the News of the World has discovered Heather is confident they back her claims that 65-year-old Paul:

DOWNED Viagra pills to pep up sex with the one-time porn star.

RAGED through tempestuous rows at the couple’s marital home.

ADMITTED he was partially to blame over their marriage breakdown and stormy relationship.

MOCKED her as “a silly cow” and “spoilt”.

WHINED about the tiniest of household bills.

was VIOLENT towards first wife Linda.

A close friend claimed: “There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch’.

Friends of Mills say that she is banking on these tapes turning the tide of public opinion against McCartney.  She also allegedly has a tape of Paul’s daughter, Stella, screaming at her on the phone saying: “I hope you lose your other f****ing leg!”

Heather denies that some of the recordings were gotten through deceit, but a source close to her admits that wire taps and hidden recorders were used to get tapes.

These tapes only tell one side of the story.  I’m not a big Paul McCartney fan that would bend over backwards to support him, but Heather Mills is not a very reliable source at all.  I’m sure if Paul McCartney recorded some of the crazy shit she said and did during their marriage, she would look like a lunatic.  People do and say stupid things in private, so this is not surprising.

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Heather Mills causes dog’s death

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A neighbor of Heather Mills claims that loud fireworks from her East Sussex estate caused the death of her dog and causes her horses to “stampede in terror.”

Sandra Rowbury - who lives yards from the former model’s East Sussex mansion - says her Weimaraner bitch Glow was terrified by the loud explosions and suffered a fatally bloated gut.

Sandra said: “As far as I’m concerned she has hurt my animals. I am distraught Glow died.  It was a huge display - the size of a town’s celebrations. Everyone else lets people know if they are planning fireworks, so they can move their animals or give them sedatives.”

“She calls herself an animal lover, but she showed no respect for the animals around here.”

The fireworks were a part of birthday celebrations for Mills and ex-husband Paul McCartney’s 4-year-old daughter Beatrice.

Can this woman’s reputation get any worse? Next thing you know, we’ll be reading about her kicking homeless people in the street.  It’s not far-fetched.  She’s kicked people before.

This is off topic, but do Heather Mills and Madonna go to the same hairdresser or something?

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Heather Mills wants Reese Witherspoon to play her in a movie

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Heather Mills reportedly wants Oscar winner, Reese Witherspoon to portray her in a movie about her life.  A source close to her snitched:

Heather has been working for some time on the biopic. Of course it had all been shelved while she thought they were heading for a settlement.

But the script was dusted off pretty rapidly over the weekend. She had wanted Heather Locklear to play her. She now feels someone with slightly more credibility like Reese Witherspoon should play her. Heather wants an unknown to play Paul.

Heather sees this film as the tragic and empowering story of her life - a young model who gets run over and loses her leg, overcomes her difficulties and marries her prince. But the most interesting part of the tale will be the dark goings on between the couple behind closed doors.

Heather has flown to the U.S. to meet with Hollywood producers about the film and has also been scheduling appearances on talk shows like Oprah and Larry King Live.

This bitch is either really fierce, or really delusional.  First of all, this movie is going straight to Lifetime, if there even is a movie.  Secondly, you know that Willa Ford or Melissa Joan Hart will end up playing her.

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Paul McCartney says he is living a nightmare

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Paul McCartney’s divorce settlement with ex-wife Heather Mills is causing the former Beatle a lot of stress and headaches. At last week’s High Court meeting he offered Mills up to $100 million, but she rejected the offer because she did not want to sign a gag order. Friends of McCartney say he is distressed by the whole situation.

A source said: “Sir Paul is hurting badly inside. He can’t believe what has happened to him this week.

“He told us, ‘I’m going through a living nightmare. When is it going to end? I can’t bear all this stress.’

“Heather’s been offered £50 million, yet she’s still not happy.”

“The family have decided that Heather is after publicity—and giving in to a court hearing would play into her hands. She wants her day in court, hell, she wants a week in court if possible.”

Friends believe Mills wants to write a tell-all book about her marriage to McCartney, and see it as an opportunity to garner public sympathy.

Mills seems like such a heinous bitch. $100 million is more than enough for even the greediest of people, but not her. She needs to think about her young daughter and what this is going to do to her. As for McCartney, I don’t have a lot of sympathy for him either. Real talk. Why do old ass rich dudes think these young chicks are marrying them for? His kids tried to warn him, he apparently knew about her shady prostitutin’ past, but he went ahead and married her anyways. Without a pre-nup. And had a kid with her. Real smart.

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Angelina and Marianne Pearl in GlamourJust Jared

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Heather Mills to get $50 million settlement?–Celebitchy

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Victoria Beckham’s safety boobs–City Rag 

Sarah Jessica Parker talkin’ smack about L.A.M.B.–Glitterati 

Madonna gets a make-over– Celeb Warship