Hugh Grant goes swimming in college chicks

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos removed 

Tom Ford shows off his ass 

Christina Aguilera goes baby shopping

Victoria Beckham gets editorial for Elle magazine 

Diddy takes responsibility for his 6th child

Kanye West will design a line of jewelry 

John Stamos may jump on the adoption train

Julia Roberts is a granny shopper

Zahara Jolie Pitt gives the middle finger

John Mayer keeps his body a wonderland 

Nicole Kidman’s breast is trying to escape 

Jay Leno is a horny bastard

Kim Kardashian’s underage photos confiscated by FBI 

Lily Allen turns to hypnotherapy to lose weight 

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie mending their relationship

Pamela Anderson is married to Rick Soloman

Geri Halliwell pisses off the other Spice Girls 

John Stamos has been acting so out of sorts during his “E.R.” press tour in Australia, that his trip had to be cut short.  In one instance, during an interview with Stephanie Downie from The Daily Telegraph, Stamos was unshaven, bleary-eyed, and talking utter nonsense.  For instance when she asked him if he still keeps in contact with the Olsen twins, he answered:

It was interesting the time they were going through some of their issues, um, certainly Mary-Kate.  I was getting divorced, so, um, I think Ashley was kind of alone, and, um… at a beach house, and she came down to stay with me… but, um, I think they’re doing really well now…

The next day, during an interview with  Kerri-Ann Kennerley on her morning show, Stamos continued the bizarre behavior.  He called on all Greeks in Australia to boycott The Daily Telegraph due to the way they portrayed him.  He then mocked Kennerley’s outfit and started gyrating with a stage prop, before finally comparing himself to Elvis and Princess Diana by a saying:  “Who else has died?  My career after coming to Australia.”  

If only little Michelle Tanner could see you now, Uncle Jesse.  You’re in big trouble, mister!

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