In other news…
Pam Anderson is destroying her liver
Paris Hilton is going to Rwanda
Drew Carey gives Owen Wilson advice on suicide and depression
The head of Maddox’s NYC school warns parents to leave Brangelina alone
Zach Morris has aged badly…very badly
Is Kate Bosworth losing weight again?
Britney asks for tampons at Quiznos
Renee Zellweger buys a stranger a pair of Manolos
Kristin Cavallari’s breasts got a movie role
Adrianne Curry boycotts BET and Black History Month
Wentworth Miller says he’s not gay…for the umpteenth time
Rosie: The View sucks without me
Christina Aguilera looks like a pregnant clown
Hayden Panettiere foils another upskirt attempt
Kate Moss engaged, and not to Pete Doherty
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens still a couple, but miserable
Karrine “Supahead” Steffans cut her wrists because of Bill Maher
Jessica Alba might be pregnant





