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Lily Allen’s chat show bombs

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Lily Allen’s new talk show hit a big setback when audience members walked out of the first taping.  Approximately 1/3 of the audience, which was made up of Allen’s online “friends” left before taping was over because they felt the show was boring.

One of the fans who walked out said: “Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily. She is such a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous. It just did not work.

“I do think she’s got a nice voice but she didn’t sing at all. I think everyone was expecting she would.”

At the taping, Allen interviewed Cuba Gooding Jr., comedian David Mitchell and the band Reverend and the Makers.  While she was interviewing Mitchell, she forgot her questions, and began ranting about people gossiping about her on the internet.

“It was terrible. Even David Mitchell had to remind her not to criticise the very people who would be watching the show.”

Another guest said: “We were all told when to clap and laugh but a lot of people, including me, were very uncomfortable. Much of the humour was very limp.”

I wonder who thought it was a good idea to give Lily Allen her own show?  Even I could’ve told you that Lily Allen’s show would bomb, and I’m not television expert by any means.  All she does is talk trash about other people, and that gets old very quickly.  Well at least she’s got her music to fall back on.

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Lily Allen confirms pregnancy

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Lily Allen’s spokesperson confirmed that the singer is pregnant with her first child.  The father is Allen’sboyfriend of 3-months, Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers.

Her spokesman said today: “I am pleased to confirm that Lily and Ed are expecting their first baby. The health of Lily and her child is their paramount concern. As the pregnancy is at such an early stage the couple will be making no further comment, but they are obviously thrilled by the news.”

So many celebrities are pregnant, it’s crazy! But congrats to Lily. Hopefully she’ll keep her kid away from her dad.  He might try to use the baby to sell drugs or something.

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Lily Allen’s has a secret sister and a deadbeat for a dad

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Keith Allen, father of popstar Lily Allen, allegedly also fathered another child out of wedlock.  Gala Talbott,16, claims she is Keith’s illegitimate daughter, who the Allens refuse to acknowledge.   She also says he has cut off child support payments for her.

Neither Keith, 54, nor any of her seven siblings have admitted to her being a blood relation.  And despite inviting singer star Lily to her 16th birthday party, Gala still has not met her famous sister or anyone else in her dad’s family.

The teenager said: “My dad is nothing to me. He’s never been there for me as a father. I’ve seen him perhaps only three or four times in my whole life. I don’t know him and I don’t ever want to see him again.  The only thing I expect is for him to provide for me because I’m his child — and that’s the decent thing for him to do.”

“It would be different if he was like this to all his children — but he picks and chooses which ones he wants to look after.

“I don’t know why he likes the others more than me. He’s got a sick mind and I am not in his head. At one time I got upset about it but now I’m indifferent.”

Gala’s mother says she believes Keith Allen won’t acknowledge Gala because he is ashamed to have a black child.

“Keith was with me because he wanted something exotic. But he probably never wanted a baby with a black woman.

“When he found out I was pregnant he told me to have an abortion. I thought about doing it but Keith refused to go to the clinic with me and I didn’t want to go on my own.  After Gala was born he offered to have her adopted by a celebrity couple he knew.

“He has never wanted to have anything to do with her. Until she was 18 months he would pop round to my flat for occasional sex. He would play with Gala and make her laugh.  But after that he was a total deadbeat dad. It took me eight years of legal action to get him to pay maintenance. Now he’s totally cut her off. He thinks that because she is 16 and living in America he does not have to pay his own daughter any money.”

I can totally believe Keith Allen is a deadbeat.  If he can admit that he used Lily to help him sell drugs when she was a baby, then there is no limit to this man’s shitty parenting skills.  Cutting off child support payments seems tame in comparison.

Also, I’m usually pretty harsh on Lily Allen for being a general shithead (obviously she got that trait from her dad), but I can’t blame her one bit for not wanting to meet her dad’s lovechild with another woman, and being half black has nothing to do with it.  It’s probably very awkward for her since she probably never even knew Gala existed.   She doesn’t know this girl and doesn’t owe her anything.  Gala Talbott should only be angry at Keith Allen.

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Lily Allen the actress

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Lily Allen says she wants to follow in her father’s footsteps and start acting.  The British pop star said:

I’d love to go down the acting route after my next album. I definitely want to explore acting when the time is right.

She has already gotten a part in a new film  spoofing Pride and Prejudice.

First of all, how does this girl get these breaks?  She’s really not that talented.  Secondly, why are there so many Jane Austen/Pride and Prejudice  remakes and spoofs?  People need to start coming up with original ideas of their own, because this story has been done to death.  Also, nothing can be greater than the 1996 Pride and Prejudice series on BBC staring Colin Firth.  Recognize.

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Lily Allen’s father used her to sell drugs

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Actor Keith Allen, has admitted to using the then eight-month old Lily to help him sell drugs.  He says, rather unapologetically that he took Lily along to the Glastonbury Music Festival at that age because she would attract customers.

I didn’t see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.

Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil’ sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager.

If her father is like this, no wonder why Lily is so messed in the head.

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