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Hugh Grant goes swimming in college chicks

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos removed 

Tom Ford shows off his ass 

Christina Aguilera goes baby shopping

Victoria Beckham gets editorial for Elle magazine 

Diddy takes responsibility for his 6th child

Kanye West will design a line of jewelry 

John Stamos may jump on the adoption train

Julia Roberts is a granny shopper

Zahara Jolie Pitt gives the middle finger

John Mayer keeps his body a wonderland 

Nicole Kidman’s breast is trying to escape 

Jay Leno is a horny bastard

Kim Kardashian’s underage photos confiscated by FBI 

Lily Allen turns to hypnotherapy to lose weight 

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie mending their relationship

Pamela Anderson is married to Rick Soloman

Geri Halliwell pisses off the other Spice Girls 

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OJ Simpson gets arrested 

The Emmy Awards rundown 

Someone put a hit out on Kevin Federline

Zac Efron becomes a man

Pam Anderson’s new mystery man is Rick Soloman?

Elisha Cuthbert sex tape?

Naomi Campbell cheats at race cards

Shia LaBeouf is shirtless

Britney’s lawyer bails amidst more sticky rumors 

Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs never get old

Lily Allen’s credit card gets denied 

Mystery witness alleges drug use by Britney

Keira Knightley thinks she’s twice the size of other actresses 

Paris Hilton denies adoption rumors 

Jessica Simpson to have Ken Paves’ baby 

Chateau Marmont bans Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan is addicted to sex 

Charlotte Church is rich and lazy

Chris Brown is the Ginger Bread Pimp 

Sting busted leaving a German whorehouse 

Angelina Jolie might be pregnant 

Courtney Loves looks cracked out

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Pete Doherty is his cat’s dealer

Angelina and Zahara’s matching bags 

Mary-Kate Olsen doesn’t want to smile for you

Avril Lavigne:  Comfortable in her own self-important skin

Criss Angel is using Britney Spears

It’s a bad week to be a Beckham 

Who’s responsible for leaking naked Vanessa Hudgens pics?

Is Diddy buying drugs? 

Tila Tequila got a reality show on MTV 

Gwen Stefani shocked by LaChapelle snub 

Christina Aguilera or cheap prostitute?  You decide 

Christina Ricci nipple slip.  Also is she dating Chris Evans? 

Paris Hilton sues Hallmark cards 

Lily Allen is single and looking

Michelle Trachtenberg’s whore lipstick

Mischa Barton to join Gwar 

Teri Hatcher is still a bitch 

Natalie Portman and her new man get cozy at the US Open

Paul McCartney puts the moves on Elle Macpherson

Shar Jackson talks smack about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

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Brad Pitt talks about Angelina and Jennifer Aniston in Details 

Jude Law arrested for beating paparazzi

Brad Pitt enjoys being philanthropic in his forties

Pam Anderson has horrible taste in dudes 

Kate Hudson not allowed to contact Owen Wilson

Lily Allen causes trouble with Madonna, gets kicked out again 

Natalie Portman nude in Hotel Chevalier?

Kelly Clarkson’s tour back on 

Keira Knightley has the sex appeal of a gutted codfish

Anna Wintour loves Roger Federer

A word of advice from Tori Amos

Britney Spears cleared of child abuse charges 

American Idol auditions “weren’t great”, tour not selling

Bridget Moynahan takes Baby Brady out and about

Hayden Panettiere fever 

Jamie Foxx is an asshole 

Nicole Kidman was secretly engaged to Lenny Kravitz

Marc Jacobs taps Lauren Conrad 

Paul McCartney and Renee Zellweger growing closer

Mariah Carey hits the studio in a ballroom gown 

Hilary Duff does Montreal (NSFW)

Elle Macpherson might be a witch 

Lily Allen gets beer poured on her head

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Lily Allen embarassed herself after she tried to snatch the mic from reggae singer Bobby Kray during his set at the Notting Hill Carnival on Monday. Allen, who appeared to be stumbling and drunk made her way to the stage and tried to take the mic from Kray and then pushed him off stage. A spectator says:

Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him off. He wasn’t happy. He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed.

Serves her right. If I was him I would have kicked her ass. Actually I wouldn’t, but I probably would have gone all Pumkin on her and spit in her face. Eh…maybe I wouldn’t do that either. His response seems reasonable enough. She was just acting like a spoiled brat.

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New Common video featuring Lily Allen “Drivin’ Me Wild”


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Here’s the new video for Common’s “Drivin’ Me Wild” featuring Lily Allen. Honestly I think the song is good except for Lily’s part. Normally I like her, but in this song it’s just so high pitched and annoying. Common, as usual, is quality.

Lily Allen kicked out of school for giving blowjobs

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Lily Allen confesses that she was kicked out of school when her teachers caught her giving male classmates blowjobs.   She tells Rollingstone:

I was doing things with boys that I shouldn’t have been doing at such a young age…I was doing blow-jobs…I don’t want to get into it.  It was not good.

Lily goes on to say that her parents didn’t give a fuck.

The didn’t care…They’re products of the 60s, they’re bang up for a bit of that.

Damn!  So she was that kid in school, eh?  I didn’t peg her for it.  I wonder how old she was.   Anything younger than 16 and it’s just nasty.  Actually it’s just nasty any way you look at it.  School is for learning, kids!  And not that kind of learning either.

Read a book.

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Lily Allen responds…again

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Lily Allen shot back at Girls Aloud singer, Cheryl Tweedy’s remarks that Lily would never experience playing in an arena, after Lily called her a “stupid bitch” among other things.  Allen says:

I played twice at Wembley Arena last year and I’m playing Wembley Stadium in a couple of months.

I’m over here in America where I’ve sold more than 500,000 albums. I wonder when Girls Aloud last came over here to promote an album? I don’t think anymore has even heard of them over there.

Well she sure put her in her place.  For some reason Lily Allen annoys me.  I like her music and all, but she should really shut her yap sometimes, especially if she is so sensitive about other people calling her out on her bullshit.

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Lily Allen feels sorry for herself

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On her Myspace blog, Lily Allen is feeling the pressures of Hollywood, it seems.  She writes:

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse

that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction.

I don’t like for my artists to act like immature teenage girls.  She needs to stop posting on her Myspace blog every little thought that pops into her head.  It really ruins my image of her, and I don’t need to know about that crap.  She needs to work on her self confidence instead of trying to find comfort in the empty replies of her Myspace “friends”.

Was that too harsh?

I STILL LOVE YOU LILY!!! (even though you are “shitter” than Winehouse).

Lily Allen cancels tour

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Lily Allen has just announced that she’s cancelling her North American tour to promote her album.  In a post she made on her MySpace blog she writes:

Hey Guys ,
I’m writing to tell you that I have cancelled many of my May and June tour commitments in America . The reason for this , is because my mummy and daddy are very rich , and I have never been in a position where i have actually had to do any hard work before . I thought that being a popstar meant going out getting trashed with famous people and sleeping in all day . The fact that this is not true has come as a huge dissapiontment to me , and as a result I am throwing the towel in .

No but seriously , I have been on tour with this album for a year now , I have fulfilled every commitment up to this point . I am tired , but more than that I don’t think I have been giving my best performances recently . I have been getting really drunk because i’ve been so nervous about doing bad shows , and I don’t want people spending money on a going to see a show that isnt the best it could be . I am not falling apart at the seems , I am not suffering with exhaustion , I am not pregnant , and I am not going to rehab . I will be here in America , promoting the album and also starting to write the second album , which I am beyond excited about . The LA and New York shows will still be happening , and I am still playing Coachella and Bonaroo and all the other festivals .

I’d like to apologise to anyone who has bought tickets , but you can get your money back , if you take ‘em back to the place you bought them from .

Yeah, I actually believe the first paragraph; the second one is bullshit.  Seriously, what kind of musician would give up the chance to go on tour (barring health reasons)?  Most people dream of having a successful album and the opportunity to perform.  Bitch needs to suck it up, because that’s is part of her J.O.B.

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