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Madonna inducted to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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Madonna has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of fame. The “Material Girl” singer joins other artists such as John Mellencamp, The Ventures, The Dave Clark Five, and Leonard Cohen to receive the honor this year. The inducting ceremony will take place on March 10 in New York City.

In order to be considered for eligibility, and artist must have released a single 25 years before nomination. Madonna, who signed to Sire Records in 1982, released her first single “Everybody” that same year.

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Ryan Phillipe and his alleged mistress Abbie Cornish get cozy 

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Jimmy Kimmel secretly taking care of his employees 

Scarlett Johansson sues Us Weekly over plastic surgery story 

Uma Thurman’s stalker won’t go away 

 Tara Reid gets paid a pittance to host Hooker’s Ball

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Victoria’s Secret cuts the Spice Girls 

Brad Pitt still denies affair with Angelina 

Madonna wants you to call her Louise now 

Madonna and Tupac almost had a child together!

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In her new book “Madonna: Like an Icon”, Lucy O’Brien claims that Madonna and the late Tupac Shakur almost had a love child together.  O’Brien says Madonna was desperate to have a child and was dating various “unlikely men” to achieve that.  Madonna’s friend Alison Clarkson explains why they broke up.

“She was going out with him … but homegirls were saying to him, ‘I can’t believe you’re going out with a white girl,’” - so she got dumped!

I don’t even know what to say to this.  I couldn’t even imagine Madonna and Tupac being in the same room together, let alone dating.  Could you imagine a child between the two?  How awesome would that have been?

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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem make out in Maldives 

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Charlize Theron is the sexiest 

Madonna leaves WB for $120 million Live Nation deal 

So close to seeing Hayden Panettiere’s ass

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Joaquin Phoenix gets snippy with reporter then hangs up on her 

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Terrorists threaten to decapitate Britney Spears and Madonna

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In a new book released today, Muslim terrorists threaten to cut off the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears if they refused to convert to Islam.  The book, titled “Schmoozing with Terrorists:  From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans–to a Jew!”, quotes a spokesman for the terrorist group, Popular Resistance Committees as saying:

If I meet these whores, I will have the honor– I repeat, I will have the honor– to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.

If these two prostitutes [Madonna and Spears] keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them.  First we will call them to join Islam.  But if they keep waht they are doing…we can stone them or even we can kill them if they keep…tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. … A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt.

It looks like Britney has more problems than fallout from her crap VMA performance.  She’s got terrorists after her!!!  And Madonna…well I wouldn’t mess with Madonna.  She could cut a bitch.  Serious.

Source via ONTD

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