The Jellyfisher

To avert any rumors of drug abuse, Owen Wilson has taken the curious step of relieving himself in public bathrooms with the stall door open. At a recent ball honoring Takashi Murikami, one spy witnessed Wilson “open door policy”.

He was with a girl with blond highlights, and he went to the bathroom and peed with the door open.

According to his spokesperson, Wilson does not want insinuation against him of drug abuse.

Can you blame him? He’s damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. If he tries to protect himself from innuendo and lies, it gets used against him.

Why doesn’t he just use the urinal when he has to pee? Or does he actually go number 2 with the door open as well? In that case, maybe it’s for the good of everyone if he just shuts the door.

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Owen Wilson still partying and drinking

Published October 18th, 2007 in Owen Wilson | No Comments »

Just months after his suicide attempt in August, Owen Wilson is back to partying. Witnesses saw Wilson “drinking heavily” at Santa Monica’s Viceroy Hotel on October 5th. Wilson and a friend retreated to the hotel’s private library room, where they were later joined by more revelers.

They had bottle service and were drinking vodka. Owen got so drunk, he stumbled when he went to leave. He could hardly walk. It was clear he’d had too much.

A hotel guest says Owen was so drunk he could barely walk straight.

He looked like he’d already been drinking (when he arrived). He was stumbling when he came in and literally falling down when he left.

Just a week later on October 12th, Owen was reportedly back at the Viceroy drinking again.

He ordered Patron Silver tequila on the rocks… and was drinking steadily the whole time.

Wilson’s reps denied that he had been drunk, and insist that he only had one drink. I’m not going to judge the guy for having a few drinks. I mean he’s an adult and all that, but somehow it just doesn’t seem like the healthiest thing to do.

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