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Paris Hilton’s brother gets arrested

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Paris Hilton’s younger brother, Barron Hilton got arrested early this morning for DUI.  The 18-year-old blew nearly twice the legal limit.  Witnesses say Hilton was driving erratically and on the wrong lane on the Pacific Coast Highway and eventually struck a bystander. Paris Hilton refused to bail her brother out of jail, saying that he had to learn his lesson.  Paris knows a thing or two about DUI’s.  Their parents must be so proud.

Paris and Lindsay fight over Timbaland

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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are back at it again.  They were caught having a bitch fight at Timbaland’s pre-Grammy party at club Avalon in LA. Both chicks were at the party hoping that Timbaland would help them resurrect their non-existent singing careers.

Lohan arrived first and made her way to the super-producer, but when she saw Paris had arrived and was trying to steal Timbaland’s attention away from her, that’s when the claws came out.

Lindsay yelled “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” Hilton shot back with “F**k off you bitch!”  These two certainly know how to keep it classy, don’t they?  A source at the party describes the scene:

Lindsay arrived at the party first. She made a beeline for the hit producer… and waved at him wildly over the barriers. Then Paris strolled in surrounded by a massive entourage and took up a seat directly opposite Li-Lo - and far closer to Timba. Clocking her rival, Lindsay began fluffing up her hair extensions and launched into verbal attack. After her outburst she flounced past Paris, giving the hotel heirhead a death stare. And taking a huge swig of Red Bull, she made her move - clambering over a sofa towards her prey. Not to be outdone, nimble Paris hurdled a barrier and flung herself at him first.

Timbaland for his part was not impressed.  He just walked away from these two and completely ignored them.  Hopefully they get the hint now that they should never ever ever make another album ever again.  But considering it’s these two, I’m sure they’ll find another sleazy producer to sleep work with.

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Paris to take on lesbian role 

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Paris and Jared Leto make out at Sundance

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This is pretty gross, but some how these two seem perfectly suited for each other.  They should get married so they can keep the cooties among themselves.

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Paris sells champagne in a can

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I don’t know why any company would want to be associated with Paris Hilton, but apparently there are still some out there who think she is a good spokesperson.  One of said companies happens to be Rich Prosecco.  Paris has been tapped to promote their newest champagne drink which comes in a gold can.  That is so classy!

Hilton, who spent 23 day in jail last year for a DUI charge, is currently in Berlin to launch the drink.  By the way, these have to be the most unappealing ads ever! Her feet are so gross.

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