The Spice Girls taped a message to their fans explaining why they are canceling the rest of their world tour. They sound so sincere! It reminds me of sitting in the principal’s office and trying to explain why you’ve been skipping school. They probably just got sick of each other. That and low ticket sales.

Tara Reid bikini pictures keep getting worse 

Simon Cowell loses his man-boobs 

Pete Doherty wants to run in a marathon

Amy Winehouse’s dad is getting bad advice 

Julia Roberts vows never to go nude in another movie 

Brad Pitt wants to “crap out 7 to 9 kids” 

Mark Wahlberg sends David Beckham a love letter 

Matthew McConaughey injures his face 

Britney Spears got digitally slim 

Tony Parker takes his denial to the next level 

Lauren Conrad joins the marines 

Destiny’s Child might reunite because of the Spice Girls

Eminem’s mother writes tell-all book 

Ryan Phillipe and his alleged mistress Abbie Cornish get cozy 

Lindsay Lohan lands a paying gig

Lily Allen snubs Mark Ronson 

Jimmy Kimmel secretly taking care of his employees 

Scarlett Johansson sues Us Weekly over plastic surgery story 

Uma Thurman’s stalker won’t go away 

 Tara Reid gets paid a pittance to host Hooker’s Ball

 Cassie denies f**king for tracks

Victoria’s Secret cuts the Spice Girls 

Brad Pitt still denies affair with Angelina 

Madonna wants you to call her Louise now 

This is a cute commercial from the Spice Girls for British retail chain, Tesco. It shows Ginger, Scary, Posh, Baby and Sporty Spice shopping for Christmas gifts for each other at the store.

The girls are set to earn a reported $2 million each from the advertising deal. In addition to that, Tesco is very close to sponsoring their world wide reunion tour this winter.

Here is another new song by the Spice Girls called “Voodoo”. While it is certainly better than their other new song “Headlines”, it still sucks. I can’t believe I am saying this, but their old stuff was so much better! What is this new dreck?! Come on people of the world! Spice up your life!

Brad and Angelina in Mario Testino’s new book 

Bob Saget is gangsta 

Britney’s ex searching for a nice Jewish girl

Amy Winehouse will try not to drink before her concerts

Lance Bass squares off with 50 Cent 

Tracey Morgan has undisclosed medical condition to be revealed in court

Victoria Beckham won’t hook Tom Cruise up with Spice Girls tickets

Jen Aniston and Vince Vaughn back together again?

Natalie Portman’s regrets getting naked for movie

Helen Mirren thinks childbirth is disgusting 

Heidi Klum loves Seal’s package

Jessica Biel looks like she wants to die a little

Diddy speaks on Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy 

Daniel Dae Kim arrested for DUI

Sarah Michelle Gellar didn’t get it from her momma

Gwen Stefani is a tease

Jessica Simpson and Cheri Oteri are new BFFs

Nick Hogan breaks his silence; still a creep 

Here is the new track from the Spice Girls called “Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)”. It’s a pretty humdrum song. Not particularly catchy or very good. What do you think?

Amy Winehouse has the grossest hands 

Diddy is addicted to getting sued

Britney was abusive towards KFed? 

David Hasselhoff back in rehab

Lance Bass has a new book out

Kelly Rowland tries to stay relevant

Is Pamela Anderson already pregnant? 

Kiefer Sutherland is going to jail

Spice Girls to perform at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show

Even Pamela Anderson’s wedding cake was fake

Angelina Jolie not wearing black for once

Usher’s new album release delayed because his wife said so

Michael Lohan dating a Lindsay look-alike?

Cindy Crawford’s daughter looks just like her

Bobby Brown has a heart attack scare 

Death of Tom Cruise extortioner even more suspicious than thought

Hugh Grant goes swimming in college chicks

Charlie Sheen has stupid tattoos removed 

Tom Ford shows off his ass 

Christina Aguilera goes baby shopping

Victoria Beckham gets editorial for Elle magazine 

Diddy takes responsibility for his 6th child

Kanye West will design a line of jewelry 

John Stamos may jump on the adoption train

Julia Roberts is a granny shopper

Zahara Jolie Pitt gives the middle finger

John Mayer keeps his body a wonderland 

Nicole Kidman’s breast is trying to escape 

Jay Leno is a horny bastard

Kim Kardashian’s underage photos confiscated by FBI 

Lily Allen turns to hypnotherapy to lose weight 

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie mending their relationship

Pamela Anderson is married to Rick Soloman

Geri Halliwell pisses off the other Spice Girls 

Brad and Angelina take Shiloh out 

Paula Abdul ready to use her ovaries

Another Jordan up skirt…but at least she’s wearing panties

Michelle Rodriguez might be headed to jail 

Project Runway season 4 designers

New couple alert:  Hayden Panettiere and Kevin Connolly

No wedding for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

Jorja Fox is leaving CSI

Do not watch Mariah Carey pee

Spice Girls sell out tickets in 38 seconds

Jennifer Aniston in a bikini…with Orlando Bloom!

Keith Urban blames paparazzo for accident 

Alicia Keys looking good in Uptown magazine

Eva Longoria might have a sex tape

Hayden tends to the bitches before bowling date

Is Amy Winehouse finally fed up with her husband Blake? 

Man who tried to extort Tom Cruise kills himself