In a new book released today, Muslim terrorists threaten to cut off the heads of Madonna and Britney Spears if they refused to convert to Islam.  The book, titled “Schmoozing with Terrorists:  From Hollywood to the Holy Land Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans–to a Jew!”, quotes a spokesman for the terrorist group, Popular Resistance Committees as saying:

If I meet these whores, I will have the honor– I repeat, I will have the honor– to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their satanic culture against Islam.

If these two prostitutes [Madonna and Spears] keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them.  First we will call them to join Islam.  But if they keep waht they are doing…we can stone them or even we can kill them if they keep…tempting men in order to put them far from Islam. … A prostitute woman must be stoned or must be eighty times hit with a belt.

It looks like Britney has more problems than fallout from her crap VMA performance.  She’s got terrorists after her!!!  And Madonna…well I wouldn’t mess with Madonna.  She could cut a bitch.  Serious.

Source via ONTD